Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa
One of the most exciting things about Atlantic City is that if Steve Buscemi can be badass and get laid all the time here, then there’s definitely a chance for you, provided from taking your daughter to a fine restaurant and back to one of AC’s seven most luxurious suites, where you can admire panoramic views, take a dip in the middle of your room and maybe even take Nucky… uh, fortunate.
Trump Taj Mahal
Alexander the Great Suite
The Alexander the Great Suite, which resembles a Taj palace, is 3,500 square feet and has everything a king needs: a stone-floored entrance, whimsical furnishings, a jacuzzi, and hopefully a Rosario Dawson really sexually aggressive.
It’s hard not to… sorry about that!… revel in the modernist luxury offered in Boardwalk’s newest and most Vegas-y casino’s two mega Sky Suites: the two 2,530-square-foot penthouses feature an entrance hall, two king bedrooms, walk-in closets, a living room and dining room with bar, plus a media room, two private therapy rooms, a steam shower, two oversized bathrooms and a powder room.
Caesars Palace Atlantic City
If you’re visiting Caesars Palace, it makes sense that you’ll also be staying in the dude’s room, so this sucker comes complete with a bust of the emperor that totally showcases this apartment-like suite and hopefully helps the fact that it was you who just got killed at the tables.
Harrah’s Resort Hotel & Casino
Red Door Spa Suite
The exclusive Red Door Spa suite has dark hardwood floors, a supposedly Zen-like red and white interior, and its own entrance for a private masseuse from the hotel’s current Red Door Spa to do things like give you a “gentleman’s manicure” or a “back facial”.
Spa Tower Corner Suite
Just like looking up the name of the hotel, playing around all day can be exhausting, which is why this sweet…er, suite features a marble soaking tub right next to your king-size pillow-top bed, d a living room, dining rooms, some plasmas, and its marble baths.
Showboat Atlantic City Hotel & Casino
Showboat Super Suite
Their super-secret Showboat Super Suite is an all-white affair that’s supposed to make you feel like you’re sleeping in heaven, but if they offer you that sucker, the pro gesture is to tell them to go to hell and book the house from Blues Studio Suite which includes its own key card entry system and stocked premium cash bar, as well as a rockstar-style king bed in an upstairs loft.
Hotel Borgata Casino & Spa
Residence on 36
Designed to look like what half the residents of AC try to get away from – a New York loft – the 36-bedroom residence is a 4,500-square-foot, one-story duplex that offers a pool table , a fireplace, and a personal entertainment center, which FYI, is also what Nucky calls the bedroom.